Cute Yorkies
4 Jun
They are such cute, adorable, energetic, frantic, personable, crazy, noisy, stinky, slimy creatures. :-p Good thing I like Yorkies because I sure don’t like dogs.
Yorkies are nice because when they jump on you with their sharp claws, they don’t shred your legs into strips of bacon.
Yorkies are nice because when they slobber all over you, the saliva comes in cups and not buckets.
Yorkies are nice because when they bark, it only pierces your eardrum and not your pituitary gland.
Yorkies are nice because when they defecate and pee all over the rugs, it’s Tootsie Rolls and 12-oz, not sausage links and Super Size.
Yorkies are nice because they only stink up one or two rooms in the house, and not the entire house including backyard and shed.
When Yorkies nibble on your fingers, you don’t need to worry about how to care for your engagement ring, unlike big dogs who can chomp the whole finger off, ring and all. :-p
Yep, if you’re gonna have a dog, make it a Yorkie.
Seriously, Yorkies are cute. I wish I had just a fraction of their energy, yow.




